** March 29th - Update- Guess Where **
Here is the guestbook. Please benice.
There are some key matches coming up tonight. PEI vs. SK, BC vsON,
PQ vs AB, and most
importantly NS vs NWT. I gain at least 2 points on all the front
runners with every NS win,
so Dacey, if you lose to NWT, I will personally fly to Ottawa and lay
a holy beating upon
you. I will beat you with a stick, then break it in half, and
beat you with TWO sticks!!!
3/7/01 ... 11PM ... Draw 14 complete. Dacey wins. Lucky
shit stole one in the 10th against NWT...
keeps chube within striking distance. If NS can win both games
tomorrow I may have a chance of
cracking the top 3. Still kind of odd seeing the Burrows' in
the top 10 ... I checked and pigs are not
flying. Well tomorrow is the last day... looks like Vance, Noxon, and
Wayne are not going to repeat
their top 3 finish of the Scott. Chall and James have an outsidechance
but I wouldn't hold my breath.
And Kursten .... there is still ... uh ... time .... <cough> <cough>
<donation> <cough>.
Good luck to all .... link at bottom updated.
3/8/01 ... 12 Noon .... Draw 15 complete. Dacey loses...looks
like chube is going to snap. PEI cracks
to Alberta ... right now the site lists PEI as stealing in an extra
end but I was watching the webcast and
Alberta didn't even have to through his last rock. I think ...the
picture is kind of small.
Anyways ... IT COMING DOWN TO THE WIRE!!! For the first time
Pat doesn't have sole possession
of top spot. Bitzy and Schmidt are right on their heels (andknees
but that's a different story). Chall and
younger-Burrows are in contention and Chube is checking prices for
airfare to Nova Scotia and a big stick.
3/8/01 ... 4:00pm ... Draw 16 is complete. Holy crap batman!
There is some movement at the top of the
heap. Chube stays 5 points back and probably will never cheer
for Dacey again.
Noxon officially gave up last night ... tried selling his points tothe
Burrows' for some "favours" but chube
has ruled it to be past the trade deadline. I'm still tryingto
figure out how it could be that James is
still in contention. After the Scott, it looked like Noxin had
potential, but it turned out to be non-potential.
Link at bottom updated.
3/9/01 ... 12:09AM ... Draw 17 and round robin complete ... PAT
WINS!!! After leading from start to
finish ... with only a bit of contention during the final draws, Pat
comes through with a slim one point victory.
When reached for comment, Pat, when asked what he will do with the$120
first prize, said "Without a
doubt I will ... uh .... check with Cindy." Team Astonishingand
Team Vern Jr. tied for second place. They
will split $80 ... what will they do with the money??? Both replied
unanimously: "Mail-order-Russian-whores!"
Way to go boys!
Bitzillini came in a close 4th ... too bad he was so close in both
events, but no cigar. Since his goal of pummelling
the elder Burrs was accomplished I do not feel bad that he was not
in the money.
Chall, with his 5th place finish, proves he "knows" men much better
than he "knows" women.
The Burrs-bros suprised all by staying in the top 10, but still remain"flaming
donations."
Kursten started his charge for the top a bit too late... ending up
tied with Ray-punzel. Guess he should have
started the charge a bit earlier... I kept telling him he was running
out of time but he wouldn't listen.
Oh ya, for those of you who missed this, here
is where Russ's infactuation with Colleen Jones began (picture
courtesy of Kursten).
My final comment for the evening is this: "Dacey you chunk of
ball-salt. If you had won a couple more games
I would have been in the money. Don't come back to Saskatchewan
unless you have $120 in your pocket
or a team of body guards. I have my stick and it has your nameon
it. Some people would say I am bitter
and I would have to agree."
Good night all, and thank-you for participating.... chube.
FINAL Standings:
Click herefor
the Excel 97 spreadsheet. As before, only update the wins
and losses on the 1st sheet, as all othersare
referenced from there.
Well its time for the Nokia Brier.
CanadianCurling Association's Website.
Click hereto
see the results from the Scott Tournament of Hearts. The page has
been left
intact ... with all of Russell's chube-bashingcomments
left intact ... I will get revenge.
Click here for some sweet,sweet
porn.