Your Mission If You Choose To Accept:
Discover who is a part of the genius' family behind the makings of these web pages. Solve the mystery as to why some of my family members' profiles have vanished from this site! Find out if DARREN'S adorable sister is adequate enough to carry on the intelligence factor within our family!
These are the rulers of my brain, LEN AND NORMA KALAMAN. As you can tell from the picture, the King likes anything that deals with COUNTRY MUSIC, and the Queen has more CLASSICAL INTERESTS. They are a match made in HEAVEN and enjoy meeting new people!
This is the guy who keeps a very close eye on me to make sure I don't get into any mischief. He's the guardian (brother) of our Kingdom, DEVAN KALAMAN. If you haven't guessed yet, he's the one on the right. He really enjoys movies and surfing the Net.
THE MARTHA MOBILE is a 1968 Chev owned by the King. He is the third owner of this white billiard ball looking vehicle. It's not as fast the BAT MOBILE, but it gets the job done whether it rains or snows! Martha is included in all of our family functions in one way or another!
Since the Princess left home many years ago (More Later), she has felt the need for a dog to protect her and the beloved Prince. JESSE is a dog who has fit the bill! He is not only playful, but dangerous to all intruders who may try to invade the princess' palace. Whatever any of you do,
This is the Prince of our family, DALLAS KALAMAN! He enjoys being around Jesse and inventing new ideas to make money! His next big goal is to patent a special invention which will enable all young children to
Look closely at the figure to your left. This is a highly digitized sketch of an intelligent life force who swiped from my website several profiles and images displaying seven other members in my family. The missing members are: Linda, Tyler, Garth, Debbie, Megan, and Daric. If you have any information concerning this sick crime, please fill in the form at the bottom of this page and send it to me!
This is the one and only SINGLE PRINCESS of our family, her Royal Majesty,! She left our kingdom many years ago because she felt she needed her own personal space! As we speak, she is living in a wonderful abode with many servants to bend to her needs! She is currently looking for someone special to spend the rest of her life with. Just think, ! If you think she has the intelligence necessary to produce another genius like myself :-), fill out the form below.
