Previous Quotes of the Month
"It takes less time to do a thing right than explain why you did it wrong." -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"If your ship does not come in, swim out to meet it!"
"It is impossible for anyone to predict the future, it is up to us to create it"
When a friend
of mine found Jesus, I thought Yahoo! We're all rich! It turned out to be
Men and women get married because they
reach an age where they don't know what to do with themselves. -Anton Checkov
Most of the time it was probably
real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm
outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then,Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
A Bachelor of Science in Computer Science is accepted more places in the world than American Express...don't leave home without it!
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
Instead of having "answers" on a computer science test, they should just call them "impressions", and if you got a different "impression", so what, can't we all be brothers?
Last updated:April 29, 1998