Previous Quotes of the Month

April 98':
"It takes less time to do a thing right than explain why you did it wrong." -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
March 98':
"The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation." George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
February 98':
"If your ship does not come in, swim out to meet it!"
January 98':
"It is impossible for anyone to predict the future, it is up to us to create it"
November 97':
When a friend of mine found Jesus, I thought Yahoo! We're all rich! It turned out to be something different...
October 97':
Men and women get married because they reach an age where they don't know what to do with themselves. -Anton Checkov
August 97':
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."
July 97':
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then,Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.
June 97':
A Bachelor of Science in Computer Science is accepted more places in the world than American Express...don't leave home without it!
May 97':
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
April 97':
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
March 97':
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
February 97':
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
January 97':
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
December 96':
I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.
November 96':
Instead of having "answers" on a computer science test, they should just call them "impressions", and if you got a different "impression", so what, can't we all be brothers?


jamesgreaves@hotmail.com Last updated:April 29, 1998