The kings of comedy
The Regina Free Press: Sunday, October 5, 1997
By Vannessa Gooliaff
If you're one of the few local television viewers
who hasn't heard of the James and Kevin comedy duo, it's time to celebrate their comic
talents by laughing at them a little.
Not long after I set foot in Regina less that 365 days ago,
I began to notice the skits put on by these two golden boys of Access Communications.
James (Whittingham), with his younger version of David
Hasselhoff appeal, and Kevin (Allardyce), who looks remarkably like my about-to-be-married
cousin Trevor, caught my attention immediately as I surfed through the local channels.
In the beginning, I naturally assumed James and Kevin were
two bored individuals with nothing better to do than hang around the station and beg for
free air time. Although it took a couple of episodes to acquaint myself with their
style of comedy, I'm now confident most of their skits and antics will make me howl.
You see, I became attached to James and Kevin for one simple
reason--they make me laugh in the same stupid way The Kids In The Hall used to.
So instead of lowering my standards to watch former Kids'
comic Dave Foley act smug and uptight on Newsradio, or see his ex-colleague, Mark
McKinney, be embarrassingly not funny on Saturday Night Live, I sometimes tuned in
to The James and Kevin Show for my weekly dose of amusement.
(Here's one observation of Mark McKinney's currently
unemployed ego: he snubbed me in a Calgary bar once after I timidly asked to shake his
hand. This contributed to my fear of approaching Kevin when I spotted him at a
downtown movie theatre this summer. I was afraid my well wishes would be received
with a sarcastic snort).
The James and Kevin Show have produced a few duds--I
hate Mr. Pencil Head--but several hilarious moments made up for the weak ones.
Their 1-900 psychic infomercial hotline features the
greatest, yet cheesiest, lines of all time: "If you're like me, your're probably
tired of vague predictions from other psychic hotlines," and "I wish I could
pick up the phone and dial for you."
Then there's the classic Rely Undergarments skit where
James, casually riding a bike around the legislative building, wears an indiscreetly bulky
adult diaper under his pants while claiming his life is much more enjoyable without the
inconvenience of a toilet.
However, James and Kevin are no longer Regina's funny little
secret.
CBC's Just for Laughs on Monday nights now features
their skits between standup comedy acts. Tow weeks ago, they were panhandling on the
streets of Montreal in an attempt to save the CBC. They raised only enough money to
buy lunch.
Earlier this week, they demonstrated how to make those
boring hotel stays a little livelier by harassing the hotel staff. Tomorrow night,
James and Kevin have promised to reveal some tips on how to have fun with airport
security.
But, alas, James and Kevin are about to embark on a new
chapter in their lives and will soon relocate to Toronto.
Before they depart, I'd like to offer them one nugget of
wisdom: No matter how much money Full House producers offer you someday, just say
no. Life is too short to share a stage with Bob Saget. |