Vass Family Stuff

Click on the hamsters. I dare you.

There is no doubt in my mind that Canada is the best country in the world in which to live. It does however have its downfalls. One of which is it's politicians. As with most countries our politicians are dishonest, money hungry, self serving individuals. Here in Saskatchewan we have cancer patients dieing because of lack of health care funding while the office of the Governor General last year spent 41 million dollars. Now you may be asking what does the Governor General do? NOTHING! She flies around the world living high on the taxpayers dollar supposedly representing Canada. For 41 million bucks there must be a better way of representing our country. But of course since it's politicians in charge of this the money will continue to be squandered and the Governor General will continue to lie to us (she says she uses a government jet for private travel once a year but the airport manager says its seven or eight times). And its not just the Governor General, its all of them. So alas the little guy in Canada will continue to get screwed while the politicians and their friends make money hand over fist.

SOME OF THE BETTER T-SHIRTS OUT THERE!

1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
16) My kid had sex with your honor student.
17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.
18) I'm just driving this way to p!ss you off.
19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.
22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.
24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to GET YOU.
27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.
31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
36) CAT ~ The Other White Meat!
37) Beer ~ The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon!
38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With So Many A$$holes!
39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do You Want?
40) Remember My Name ~ You'll Be Screaming It Later.
41) Welcome To Sh!t Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!
42) If You Think I'm A B!t@h, Wait Until You Meet My Mother.

43) I may not go down in history but I'll go down on your little sister!

(I must apologize for #43 but you gotta admit it's funny)

So here we are in a new millennium. And unfortunately the world is just as stupid as it was in the last millennium. And I have finally figured out why the human race is becoming less intelligent as a whole. The problem is ..... Are you ready for this? ..... OCCUPATIONAL HEALTH AND SAFETY.

It's true, think about it. In the 1800's if you worked with an idiot odds were that he was going to do something stupid and get himself killed while he was still very young. Today these idiots have so many people looking out for them that they are not being killed off (re. Survival of the Fittest by Charles Darwin). They are living longer and are having stupid children who in turn are also kept safe through the diligent work of smart people and they too are multiplying. I'm telling you it's a vicious circle.