Aunt Mary In The Can
1. You are having a once in a lifetime family reunion, everyone has gathered for that single
photo of the entire family. A few days later the photos have been processed at the photo
lab, you are shocked to find that somehow Aunt Mary is missing from the group, just great.
Where was Aunt Mary? In the washroom perhaps. The family shot is ruined.
Solution; lets just plop her in next to Uncle George.
Take This Jack
2. That braggart co-worker is continually rubbing in your face photos of the big fish he has
caught and all you manage to catch are minnows. You would like nothing more than to
wipe that smug look off his face.
Solution; lets show him the photo of you landing the Grand Daddy of all fish.
Look At Mine
3. You've got those irritating "we don't know where they came from" relatives that stop in
once a year to show you their photo album of their tour of Western Canada, and you
haven't traveled anywhere lately.
Solution; lets just pull out our album of our vacation in Florida, the Bahamas and the great
time at Disney World. That may delay their next visit to a two year span.
Take That Off
4. You arrive at that special event in an evening gown that you look just spectacular in, a
snapshot is taken and you get your hands on a copy of the photo, you are overjoyed
because you know you have never looked so radiant. Gasp, it can't be, sure enough just
behind you in clear view is another woman wearing the same gown.
Solution; lets remove this gal from the photo or we can give her a different gown.
Holey Moley
5. Damn that zit is big.
Solution; non surgical removal. You may wish to apply a zit to someone you have a photo
of, not nice.
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